Remod

The first of all the Songs o' the Week, a tribute to my olde bosses the Bobs (NB: still rule), inspired by a winter spent making my home wheelchair accessible, for reasons best left unexplicated.

;REMOD -- T Spae
WELL IT'S HOT ON THE LEFT COLD ON THE RIGHT
I'M TRYING TO GET MY REMOD DONE
WELL IT'S HOT ON THE LEFT COLD ON THE RIGHT
I'M TRYING TO GET MY REMOD DONE

WELL MY HOME WAS OUT OF ORDER AND IT NEEDED A FIX
TRYING TO GET MY REMOD DONE
BUT IF I KNEW WHAT WAS COMING I'D HAVE JUST SAID NIX
TRYING TO GET MY REMOD DONE
WELL I THOUGHT I COULD REPAIR JUST A THING OR TWO
TRYING TO GET MY REMOD DONE
BUT NOW I'M SLEEPING IN A CORNER AND LIVING IN A ZOO
TRYING TO GET MY REMOD DONE

AND IT'S HOT ON THE LEFT...

GONNA PUT IN A WINDOW LET IN SOME LIGHT
AND MOVE THE WHOLE BATHROOM A LITTLE TO THE RIGHT
PICKING OUT TILE BUT I DUNNO WHAT FOR
CAUSE I GOTTA DO THE CEILING BEFORE I DO THE FLOOR

WELL I WENT TO A PARTY AND EVERYBODY THERE WAS SINGIN TRYING...
EATIN SHEETROCK CANAPES AND DRINKIN PERRIER
WELL I STILL DON'T KNOW ALL THE STEPS TO THIS DANCE
AND WHEN I GET DONE I GOTTA REFINANCE