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A Little Something For The Troops

3/4/12
And now, from Art Artifice and his Artificial Orchestra, a tribute to the good ol' battle of the sexes:

Good Girls

Good girls like bad boys that do what they please
good girls like bad boys that flatter and tease
good girls wear ruffles for bad boys to see
good girls like bad boys but bad girls like me

Bad boys like good girls with money to spend
bad boys like good girls that know how to bend
bad boys say bad things to good girls at tea
bad boys like good girls but bad girls like me

Bad boys got no prospects
bad boys got no sense
all they got is free time
and lots of confidence

Good girls and bad boys are peas in a shell
good girls and bad boys they kiss and they tell
good girls and bad boys don't need no sympathy
good girls like bad boys but bad girls like me

Good girls love their mothers
good girls plot and scheme
good girls go to parties
to make the good boys scream

Good girls like bad boys while good boys despair
good boys like good girls but good girls don't care
good girls use good boys to raise a family
good girls like bad boys but bad girls like me

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